Can't believe this is still dragging on, but it looks like (legal issues pending) Al Franken, with a whopping majority of 225 votes, may make it to the senate after all. This is a great day for people who think Saturday Night Live is cutting edge satire everywhere.

Hilary Clinton's sensational comeback following the Texas and Ohio primaries seems to have been short lived.

Triumphant Clinton, who went from a potentially disastrous 120 votes behind her opponent Barack Obama to a surefire victory securing 100 votes behind in one coma-inducingly exciting night, appears to have descended to her previous disastrous levels, following the victory of Obama in the Mississippi primary last night.

Voter Alan Smithee said "It was shocking, but deliriously exciting, like dropping an extra cap of mescaline just before realising that the first one was working after all. That's how crucial this felt."

A spokesman for the Clinton campaign said "This result is all very well, but the question America should really be asking is: why does Obama hate women so much? And freedom, probably."